Lots of Love
Jam and Bev
We randomly stummble upon hundreds of Santas skating pass Big Ben
We went ice skating in Hyde Park with our flatmates a couple of Wednesday nights ago, it was just magical! Winter Christmas's seem to have a far greater atmosphere associated with them, I guess because its cold and you have to wrap up warm and you cherish hot drinks, and everyone has really awesome big decorations and christmas lights, it is a very pretty time. Whereas in NZ it is always hot and we can't really be bothered doing anything other than lazying on a beach somewhere (damn I'm starting to feel homesick writing this :o)
It's not the London Eye in the background, just a theme park ride
Hyde park winter wonderland iceskating and Christmas markets
I have been thinking about some funny contradictions here lately -one of the most interesting is the fact that London is often seen as the hub of the world, or at least one of the hubs. One of the images you always see in the news in NZ is all the movie stars and their parties, and the rich upper class in their expensive clothes and cars, and all the things you can do in London including theatres, concerts etc. I guess to the most extent, these are all true, I love that so many singers come here as part of their tours, whereas in NZ it is a bit hit or miss as to whether anyone can be bothered to venture to NZ for a tour at all, let alone more than one in Auckland. Whilst I haven't seen any famous movie stars, it seems that the newspapers here are always reporting American actors walking the red carpet at premiers to their latest movies - sort of a "they just popped in", no big deal thing - whereas when stars come to NZ they are usually there for a holiday or longterm filming projects and it is rare to hear about it, and if you do, it is a big deal.
What I find interesting about this is the prestigous image London has - famous people, rich, fancy clothing labels, hub of the world etc, but simple things like setting up a bank account can be large obstacles taking far longer than in a little back-water like NZ, and NZ has far cleaner streets, and more organised systems and procedures. So in many senses I don't think it quite fulfils that metro, moving with the times rep it has, and I'm not so fussed by the glam and movie stars - give me a coromandel beach anyday :o)
Another funny contradiction is that NZ is known for it's clean greenness, however Bev and I are both at least 5kg lighter since being here because of all the walking you do on a daily basis as part of going to work (so you don't notice you are doing it) - it is really great!
A little while ago I tried to find breadcrumbs at the supermarket here - do you think I could find any! Nope, seems that in this crazy world of convenience food, when your veges are already chopped for you in a bag, and all foods are to go, you have to make your own breadcrumbs!
Anyway thats about all from us
Lots of Love
Suzanne and Bevan
Rochester Castle
Inside Rochester Castle
We also checked out the Cathedral next door that was really busy as it was holding Christmas services with the influx of vistors for the festival.
Looking down on to Rochester Cathedral from Rochester Castle
Bev covered in fake snow
Jam covered in fake snow
In a shop full of shiny battle items
Wana Kiss?
Over here you see some of the most funniest things. Last week at work I saw the finest example of a limited/vertcal job description they have over here. We took the lift to the loading bay where in the lift was a guy wearing a hardhat and hi-visibility vest sitting on an office chair pushing the lift buttons for you. And there was a sign next to him that said, only the lift operator is permitted to operate this lift. There was nothing special about the lift. He just pushed the buttons, and thats all!
I love how there is so much entertainment over here, even though it's just the simple things. At Harrods in the pizza parlor, there was Italian music playing in the background, then out of no where one of the chefs just belted out a song to the music for the crowd...very cool. We also tipped the icecream parlor guy, and as we left he started singing too...must have been happy to get tipped! Another story, we came out of a shopping centre one day, as we went in, a guy past us and when he got outside he belted out a note like a tenor! Where did that come from?!?!
This multi-nation city never stops to amuse us. Our cousin told us he saw 2 guys working as sign holders (they hold signs on a pole advertising in the streets because it's illegal to have a sandwich board sign out on the footpath in central London) and one was Asian and the other Eastern European. The Asian guy had limited english and he was trying to teach the European guy how to speak english!
The price of some fast food is something that doesn't really convert here. Dominos pizzas sell for a pricey £8 on special, thats about $20NZD converted. I tell my workmates that we get them for the equivalent of £2 onspecial and £3 normal price and they almost fall off their chairs! How do our pizza places in NZ make any money?
Anyway thats about it for this week
Lots of Love Bev and Jam
Some fine examples of how much you can fork out for normal items:
Fussball table for £7995
£549 for a toilet brush!!!!!!!!....who decides on these prices!?
A bottle of 1986 wine for £650
Christmas crackers £999 for a pack of 6. Thats over £150 a pop...POP!..where'd my money go?
An example of themed layouts:
The chocolate section was like heaven!
Even the staff are dressed to suit the scene
Each colourful tube in the backround is filled with jelly beans
On Sunday, we decided to get our butts into gear and find a church, so we went to Hillsong, and man it was awesome, it was in a theatre, and it really felt like we were at a rock concert! They had really cool music and everyone was around our age. Will definitely be going back there next week! Heaps of the people involved were Aussies, so it felt a little like home – yep I’m sad to say it, but I am starting to form an affinity for our aussie mates (don’t cough and splutter mum and dad – I am just as surprised) but Renae did say that this will happen, however I was quite sceptical at the time – but she is right, we have all just grown up with similar foods, sayings, and I guess we know the differences between kiwis and Aussies already so it’s all familiar ground – and hey they dipped out of the world cup before we did! :o)
Earlier last week, after a million years of not having a haircut, I decided enough was enough, and set about finding a Hairdresser. However, I nearly died when I saw the exuberant prices they want to charge you for a haircut around here – biting the bullet, I booked in for a haircut at a place nearby. Imagine my surprise when I bowl up to find that the one hairdresser I didn’t like from my last salon in NZ also works in the very same salon I chose to part with my precious pounds at here in London! I mean, of all the chances, I honestly should have taken a lotto ticket – however at least she wasn’t the one cutting my hair! Honestly, this world is far too small!
On Sunday we arranged to have dinner with Dee and Mark (Bev’s cousin and fiancĂ©e) as Dee is heading back to NZ for a couple of weeks, then they are heading Spain for Christmas so we won’t see them both together until January.
Bev’s IT work at the bank is starting to run out, which is a little bit of a worry as they said that it would be a three month contract, however it has only been 7weeks....so that is a little unsettling, however at this stage they haven’t given him an end date for the project, but they have another project starting after Christmas, which he may be able to work on, which therefore just leaves a couple weeks over Xmas that he may have to fill with something else – one of his workmates may train him in software installation of Blackberry’s (a type of phone/email/diary organiser for the IT illiterate – not fruit haha).
In a book that we were recommended to read before we came over here, called the Big OE companion (I definitely recommend it to anyone considering their OE- it is excellent info and very entertaining), one of the things the writer points out is the difference between the way the Brits say the following three words: Beer Bare Bear, and how we kiwis say them (ie Kiwis have no distinction between all three – vowel distinction is extinct, whereas Brits pronounce each slightly different!). So we tried this on a few Brits, our flatmates and Bev’s workmates. Bev’s workmates thought this was really hilarious, and continue to tease him about it – now a common joke if there is any communication breakdown!
You can surprise yourself by giving it a go and see if you can pronounce the distinction!
That leads me to another point – there are a lot of people – mainly British that don’t understand us – yep I know –how? What? It is really quite frustrating believe us! We speak English, and so do they so how can there be any confusion – beats me! One of our friends wondered whether it was because as kiwi’s we watch a lot of British and American Telly, but neither watch any Kiwi telly, so we are therefore more fluent with their accents, so when they come across ours they are dumbstruck?? Sounds pretty plausible to me.
Anyway, that is well and truly all of what we have been up to - please also see that I have added a photo of our lounge to the blog I wrote on Monday.
Lots of Love
Jam and Bev
After looking at Stonehenge, we had a quick look around Salisbury, and treated ourselves to a cream tea (Scones with Cream and Jam and tea). When we entered the tearooms, we had to wait to be seated, then once seated, we waited and nobody served us, so we ummed and urred as to whether we were supposed to go and order at the counter or whether someone would eventually serve us. We buckled after about 5 minutes, and Bev went and asked if they were to serve us, or what, (in a nice way), however I think they thought we were pointing out that they were slack at serving! Anyway they then served us, but as we were going to leave we got up to go and pay the bill, but of course this is also not how they do it over here, you are supposed to ask for the bill, mull over how much you are going to tip them for the service and then take the bill to the counter and pay(or hand over the money whilst still sitting at your table). I know at some places we do this in NZ, but either method is accepted. Here I think they are worried you are going to leave without paying your bill if you don’t put the money on the tray offered with your bill at your table! Something we are slowly getting used to!
Earlier in the blog we mentioned that we had a blocked drain outside our kitchen. A couple of days after we moved in, our flatmate dobbed them into the Environment Health council, the building’s external landlord (different from our landlord) therefore had so many working days to fix the problem before they were given a bill for the work having been done. So they acted smartly once given an ultimatium (surprise surprise), the external landlord sent round the supposed drain guys to unblock it. Now back-tracking, remember when me(jam) was given work by a temping agency, and I didn’t know what I was getting myself into, well the drain guys turned up looking like they came straight from a temping agency. According to our flatmate, this was quite a sight, one wearing a business attire and later on, he ended up standing in the poo hole with “wellies” on (gumboots), still wearing business attire, smoking a cigarette, speaking on his cellphone loudly in a foreign language – possibly to his agent! The other guy was wearing a nice leather jacket! However the issue is now fixed, for which we are grateful, as we can now flush the toilet, wash our clothes and dishes without flooding the drain outside!
As many of you will know Speights sent over a boat with a speights pub built on it to London via Samoa, and some other countries, and I think you could get yourself a place on the boat through ZM radio station. Well, on the day that it finally took up residence above temple station we were some of the first few people to have a Speights – I have to say that I am not usually a Speights drinker in NZ, however the fizzyness of the Speights was greatly appreciated compared to the English Beer that I have had since arriving here. The Pub also felt like home as it is quite similar in design to the Cadrona, with gorgeous Rimu floors, a shist bar and Dave Dobbyn music – that made us both feel extremely homesick! Pride of the South in the North 19100km from home! We had to laugh because there was a guy sitting next to us at the pub, an American I think, and he goes – so where is this beer from??? He obviously missed the whole point of the pub!
We went out to our first theatre to see Stomp at the Ambassador – it has been going since 1991 non-stop! It was a really great show, they made noise out of everything – and they even made noise out of kitchen sinks!(I thought that was a nice touch, and a good play on that particular figure of speech). However, there is only so much banging and clanking you can listen to, so we did find it got a little boring in parts – bring on a musical I say!
For Guy Fawkes, we went to a public display at Battersea Park – there was rumoured to have been 5000 people there (and we still managed to bump into someone from home!). We had heard that Brits don’t do things by halves, and we were not let down! The fireworks were fantastic! We also go to try Mulled wine, (we looked for roasted chestnuts but couldn’t find any) and chips and burgers (they are always marketed as Aberdeen Angus Beef over here – which I find really amusing – I haven’t quite worked out why Beef has to be Angus and from Aberdeen to be good – I guess they like to support the local farmers, but why Angus...? Is that the only type of beef cow they have over here?
As with everything over here we had to join a giant queue to buy food, but we were pleasantly surprised at the efficiency of the fastfood caravan workers – obviously far more accustomed to large crowds than our NZ equivalents! – Bev was also stoked to hear that Skyrockets are not banned over here!
Every major park around London had big expensive displays. After work on Friday night we went to Putney and watched a display from the bridge near Bev’s cousins house(it was held in the park we went for a walk in with Bev’s cousin when we first arrived with all the established trees that we drawled at), and then went home for some strawberries – Fireworks and Strawberries, just like home (well a tradition that Bev has introduced me to – he swears that the best strawberries are the first ones in early Nov coinciding with Guy Fawkes (hence the association). The ones over here were of course from Holland – but good nonetheless. One thing we have noticed over here is that all the fruit is imported from all over the world, Strawberries from Holland, Apples from South Africa – and they are all really fresh – however quite pricey as a result.
The people at the Women’s Institute(WI) like me so much they have extended my time with them. I find it extremely funny that I am working at a magazine for old ladies, but the most amusing bit is the letters that the old ladies send in and the phone calls they make! One old lady wrote a letter to the WI telling them that she thought the magazine smelt funny – however, not only was it funny that she had time to write a letter, she also had enough time to make the letter into a rhyming poem! Haha some people have way too much time on their hands!
Mum sent over our Christmas presents, and some long missed vegemite and marmite - our saviour. We tried our British flatties on the Australasian versions but they weren't taken with them - however we are pleased not to have to share!
On Thursday Bev and I had the morning off work so that we could go to a meeting to get our National Insurance(NI) numbers (similar to IRD numbers) set up. We just about wet ourselves laughing when we found out that we wouldn't receive the actual card stating our NI number until 9 months time - haha 9 months! That is a classic example of how long it takes to do anything over here.
We have started watching a TV programme over here called Spooks which is much like Alias, however it is set in London, so it is quite nice actually being over here, because all the places they go to we have been to! (I have no idea if we have it in NZ – I think we may do on Channel 1?).
This weekend we just laxed out on Friday night, then on Saturday we went to Yum Cha (Chinese Brunch) and then a matinee of Fiddler on the roof, and then a nice pub meal (all with Bev's cousin and her fiancee). It was great just to lax out and eat some really nice food :o)
On Sunday we had a lazy morning, went to a breakfast bar (not really a cafe, more like a fish n chip shop at home but with seating) for brunch, then bought a desk for our laptop to sit on and then put it together at home. We then did our usual boring house chores:groceries and washing.
I have included a few pics of our house - our's is the bottom floor house on the very left of the picture - you can see the bay window of our lounge. And the last picture is of our back door (very right of photo) and shared garden with the other people living in our building.
mmmm KFC with mashed pota....baked beans???
Yes we got bored searching for jobs, so we had to complete our gingerbread wo/men....Nice handle bar mo
Our couzzie Dee munching on her creation